I Hate Wells fargo

Someone tried to break into our account. We went into a branch and opened a new account. We left a little $ in the old account to cover some outstanding checks and to last us for cash while we patiently waited for our NEW Credit / ATM cards in the mail (5 days was promised). I was also ASSURED my old ATM PIN will work. 8 days later I have no new card. 9th day I receive a new card. I try to use my new VISA ATM card at the Wells Fargo ATM as the sticker on my new card tells me to. IN ORDER TO ACTIVATE THIS CARD USE IT AT A WELL FARGO ATM. My PIN does NOT work. I call the number on the sticker (the same sticker that told me to use it at an ATM to activate it remember that the fucking guy at the wells fargo branch assured me my pin would work). I swear I am not angry even at this point I am laughing at the ridiculousness. I punch in my account number as on my card and it demands I tell it my checking account or savings account number. I DONT HAVE THESE I AM AT THE FUCKING ATM REMEMBER.

I hang up and call back to get a real person to activate my card. I patiently hold for 5 minutes. The woman on the line asks me my Social Security Number. I giver her this, my birthdate, my FULL name and my address, my husbands Social Security Number and his birthdate and she informs me....are you ready.....

SHE CANNOT ACTIVATE MY CARD UNLESS I CAN TELL HER THE EXACT DATE AND AMOUNT OF MY LAST AUTOMATIC DEPOSIT.

That whore.

So I said in my nicest voice "I am angry at you and I will not thank you because you did not help me at all, GOOD BYE"

It was like the good bye in Go Dogs Go.

For those of you who don't know me very well this is HUMONGOUS personal growth for me because I wanted to say this.... Look you dirty whore, I gave you everything but my blood type and a sex inventory from my past why the @$*& are you being such a frickin twat about this I mean really are you #&%$* stupid or just new at your job?