Thursday, April 29, 2010

Girlie Check Ups

Its so wrong what we have to go through, honestly. I never complain about it but if you sit down and really think about the whole feminine THING its just plain and simply WRONG.

I want you to know I was so worried before my Pelvic Exam I carefully showered, shaved, waxed, scrubbed, perfumed, and creamed my entire body as if I was a virgin on my wedding night or a lovely sacrifice for the Gods.

WHY?  Because god forbid my OBGYN think I am yucky. WTF? She delivers babies and sometimes people poop on her in the process, she sees thousands  of vaginas I know she could care less about mine and its prettiness YET I Worry!

So funny right?

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